The Decider “decided” to accept $7 Million dollars for a chance to explain why he did what he did. You know, all that presidenty stuff he did – starting wars, accomplishin’ missions, tapping your phone line, etc. etc. etc. I really really really can’t wait to rea… oh wait. Yes I can.

7 mil for some faux-heart-felt platitudinizationizing. Blech.

They claimed he had 30,000 words already written… then they took a look at his manuscript. Turns out he had written “im the desidur” 10,000 times. Har har… that’s a “Bush is dumb” joke. There’s still room for a few of those, isn’t there?

Anyway, turns out – as demonstrated yet again by both Bush and Blago – the best way to succeed at getting published is to fail at politics. What else is new?

Now I am just waiting to hear that the $7 million is coming from federal bailout money. You know it is, right?